FAQ

Do you prefer baths or showers?
Showers.

What would you want your last words to be?
“Hey guys, watch this!”

Who is the most famous person you ever met?
I’m told that I once passed by Chuck Norris in a Las Vegas hotel lobby, but my blood sugar was crashing at the time, and I was pretty unaware of my surroundings.

What kind of old person do you want to become?
Some hybrid of Walter Matthau and Jack Lemmon in Grumpy Old Men.

Favorite pizza topping?
Pineapple.

What’s the biggest change you’ve undergone since childhood?
My head is almost proportional.

What’s the biggest thing you’ve ever won?
I was eight when I won a black goldfish that I dubbed “MF”. I haven’t won a thing since. “MF” stands for exactly what you think it does- “My Fish”.

What would motivate you to run a marathon?
Blackmail?

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